WHIPPED: so we meet again

Jul 31, 2011


WHIPPED:
A virtual mystery-ingredient-based baking challenge for food bloggers. Using Jamesoff.net's random recipe generator (because sadly after thorough research, there is no such thing yet as a random ingredient generator..as there is no need to be I guess) we will concoct happily in our kitchens the most sweet and savory baked goods each week, letting readers be the judge of concept and presentation (no such thing as virtual tasting yet either I'm afraid) and the winner, decided upon by tallying up comments I presume, can get a fun little banner to put on their blog! Requirements...hmm, not many. Just need to join in (comment below!), have a food blog, pick an ingredient that I will blog each week after using the generator, bake, snap pics, post, then wait!

So here it is dolls! Again. August 1, 2010 marked our first ever WHIPPED CHALLENGE and you can read all about here. August is soon approaching and I couldn't help but try to bring back one of the most inspiring experiences I've had since blogging yet. I met so many wonderful bakers and foodies. I have the greatest readers. If it weren't seas, oceans, and land that seperated us, I'm quite sure we would all be fast friends, wining and dining together daily. Oh right, and whipping up concoctions in the kitchen. So let's dust off our oven mits and give it another go! What do ya say?

Now, for those who are new to the game, or simply forgot (it's been a full year mind you) then here is the deets again. WHIPPED: The ultimate online baking challenge featuring weekly mystery ingredients. It will work just as you read (my copy and paste from here) above. I have jamesoff.net recipe generator bookmarked. I will never cheat. I simply click on the bookmark, wait for it to load and copy and paste whatever it says each week. No matter whether its mozzarella cheese or brown rice. You then have several days to bake and snap pics of your entry then post links to your blog post featuring your exciting recipe in the comment section using any ONE of the three ingredients. If you are that daring, you can use all three. But no need to get all total Iron Chef on our ass, we are pretty much all beginner's just looking to have fun. Also, to keep track and promote the blogs participating, I am using a link lister tool below. All you have to do is click on "Click Here To Enter" to add your blog title and blog link (I entered the ones who already commented they wanted to join in!). Then click "Get The Code Here" to post the same list on your own blog so your readers can join in too! So let's stop the chatter and get to baking. Week one commences...now!


Week 1 Mystery Ingredient Choices:

sprigs of asparagus
apple sauce
self-raising flour
porridge oats
greek yogurt


BREAKFAST CLUB: buttermilk waffles & salmon scrambies

Jul 30, 2011


Its brunch time. I woke up late (hey, sick gal here) and so its brunch time. I love brunch. No, wait. I don't think you understand. I love, love, love brunch. I think..maybe, I even love brunch more than cupcakes. Gasp. Yes, it has come time for this pink swooning cupcake loving girl to become a woman, and so, I now brunch often. I've discovered eggs benedict for the first time at a large mahogany table in Connecticut (ahhh, hollandaise sauce, you unhealthy bastard you), deep fried french toast in Manhattan, and even lofty buttery biscuits smothered in homemade summer fruit jam in Brooklyn. The best part about brunch? The cringe worthy combinations. If you would have asked me a year ago if I'd be eating salmon in my morning eggs, I'd accidentally pierce your eardrums. This of course would be from my hyena-like laughter.

But alas, here I am, knee deep in waffle batter while the boy cooks his now infamous scrambled eggs, a dish he picked up secret methods for while visiting Connecticut. Simple pleasures. Enjoy them.

BUTTERMILK WAFFLES
from Williams-Sonoma's Breakfast Comforts
makes 4 servings

INGREDIENTS:
2 cups all-purpouse flour
2 tb malted milk powder/ graulated sugar
1 tb baking powder
1ts baking soda
1/4 ts fine sea salt
2 1/4 cups buttermilk
3 tb unsalted butter, melted
3 large eggs, seperated and room temperature
1 ts pure vanilla extract
pure maple syrup for serving

METHOD:
  1. Preheat the oven to 200F and have ready a rimmed baking sheet. Preheat a regular (not Belgian) waffle iron.
  2. In a bowl, sift together the flour, malted milk powder, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. In another bowl, whistk together the buttermilk, melted butter, egg yolks, and vanilla. Add to the flour mixture and stir just until combined. (The batter will be quite lumpy.)
  3. In a small bowl, using a clean whisk or a handheld mixer on high speed, beat the egg whites until soft peaks form. Scoop the whites onto the batter and, using the whisk, gently fold them in evenly. The finished batter may have a few small lumps.
  4. If your waffle iron is not nonstick, lightly oil the grid. Ladle some of the batter over the grid, close lid, and cook until waffle is golden brown, about 4 minutes. Transfer to the baking sheet and keep warm in the over. Repeat with remaining batter. Serve waffles hot with plenty of butter and syrup!

pretty little food porn







...if you ask me what I love about summer, I'll tell you. I'll shout it from the rooftops. I won't dare hesitate. I'd tell you I love cream, custard, milk so cold your brain freezes, cones, cups, chocolate and peanut butter, vintage spoons with dewy condensation, teacups big enough for one scoop, hot days made cooler by licks of a sundae, milkshakes stuck in my straw, flavors the color of soil and the clouds. But most of all, I just really love a good bowl of homemade ice cream. The again, gifted from a truck will do too. What do you love about summer?

click images for source, rest via weheartit

farm-to-table beef stew & buttermilk biscuits

Jul 27, 2011


I have a cold. Its the dead of summer and I have a cold. Screw chicken soup. I was hungry. I don't know if you all have noticed, but I've been a hungry beast lately. Unless I am unknowingly pregnant, what gives? Well, all the more reason to eat my dear. And who says a measly chicken stock is the only cure after the flu stork drops you off a gift? Certainly not I. With a little bit of scavenging, and a satisfying trip to the farmer's market, I came home feeling drowsy and fatigued, yet hungry, eager and ready for a hearty meal.

Let me shed light on the elephant in the room. I am not a big meat girl anymore. Scratch that. I am not a big RED meat girl. Weight gain, veggie food festival, detox books, and one new relationship later, I have found that I am heading quite hastily down the "flexitarian" path. You've all heard the term. Vegetarian half the week, and whatever else flies on Funday Sunday and a few other days. I mean really, what is eggs benedict (my first time trying it was this month!) without a good Canadian bacon once a month right? (More on that later.) And who can enjoy date night without cozying up to a nice juicy burger with a chocolate peanut butter milkshake? Ahh, I digress. Its just that thinking back on it, I don't think I ever really was a big fan of meat. Of course I ate it daily growing up, but did I really have a choice? Sure, there are toddlers on the Upper East Side whose mother's love to tout around town that their little girl decided to go vegan all on her own. At the age of 4. Okay. I guess I would have too if I accidentally saw a cow getting dismembered on Sponge Bob Squarepants. But let's get real. Toddlers aren't proclaiming their vegan ambitions out of the blue, some form of trauma takes place to ignite the curiosity of a plant led life. And I, my friends, suffered through no trauma. In fact, I was one of the brainwashed idiots who actually thought McDonalds had chefs cooking burgers fresh daily. I was eleven. Sue me.

So when I say I concocted a beef recipe that is the best you've ever, and will ever taste, trust me, therein lies a story.

It all starts at the farmer's market. Sometimes setting out on course with a plan works for me, at most times not. The bustling crowds, the sweet herb-filled air, the bountiful samples, the scurrying debris....its a chaotic orgy of organic goodness. Its the one place in this city that I don't mind the chaos. It makes me feel submerged. Part of an exclusive club of discerning foodies who want their food fresh from the Earth, the way intended. And when I see shiny, bright, organic green bell peppers perched next to saturated red onions and fiery hot peppers, spicy fresh garlic, I know I am in for a treat. You can never go wrong overdosing on jewel-toned vegetables, they always come in handy. And little did I know, I was about to find out that they cure even the most stubborn of cold symptoms.

I am not big on overly sophisticated dishes, ingredient guzzling entrees, or meals requiring your utmost technicality skills. I want to buy, chop, and eat. Especially when I am so drowsy I might as well be the rice grains circling the sink dispenser. So when I came upon a few articles on my new beloved website by Lance Armstrong's foundation, Live Strong, I was delighted. Vitamin C, an antioxidant, promotes a strong immune system and lives in our bell peppers and tomatoes, not just OJ. Spiciness helps alleviate congestion. Say hello to Asian infusion! Garlic contains antibiotic and anti-viral properties that loosens up mucus and fights viral infections. Protein-rich foods like lean red meat help produce white blood cells that fight off the flu. Whaaaat? Did anyone see my fridge...I had all those ingredients just waiting to come out and play. Time to make their wishes come true.

If you are suffering through flu season, desire a flexitarian-friendly meal, or simply want to taste the best damn Korean-inspired, all organic, farm-to-table stew that makes you feel like the Martha Stewart of your household, wait no more. Open your mouth, grab your fork, and thank me later. Until next time...


SLOW AND STEADY BEEF STEW
serves two

INGREDIENTS:
1/2 pound organic or sustainable grass-fed beef brisket or stew cuts
1/2 cup brown sugar
4 tbsp sesame oil
4 tbsp toasted sesame seeds
1pc star anise (I used a 5 spice for extra kick)
1/2 cup soy sauce
1 whole garlic, minced
1 red onion, minced
1 bell pepper, chopped
1 jalapeno pepper, minced
1 tomato, chopped finely
1 tbsp cayenne pepper
1 stalk baby leeks, sliced (optional)
6 cups veggie stock (or beef stock for non-flexitarians!)
freshly ground black pepper
salt, to taste

METHOD:
1. Saute garlic until its golden brown and crunchy, set aside garlic.
2. In the same pan add onions and saute until translucent. The add both peppers and tomatoes.
3. Add and brown the beef.
4. Pour in the soy sauce and beef stock just enough to cover the beef.
5. Add the star anise and brown sugar. Bring to a boil and simmer for 45-60 minutes or until beef is really tender.
6. Add sesame oil, sesame seeds, leeks, cayenne pepper and the crispy garlic. Season with salt and pepper. Simmer for additional 5 minutes.
7. Serve hot over brown rice with biscuits on the side. See below.


Buttermilk Biscuits
Adapted by Dorie Greenspan
Makes about a dozen biscuits

Ingredients:
1 ¾ cups bleached all-purpose flour
Scant ⅓ cup cake flour
4 teaspoons (aluminum-free) baking powder
2 teaspoons granulated sugar
¼ teaspoon fine grain sea salt
1 stick (½ cup)unsalted butter, cut into 16 pieces, chilled
⅔ cup buttermilk

Method:
Center a rack in the oven and preheat the oven to 400ºF.

In a large bowl, whisk together the all-purpose flour, cake flour, baking powder, sugar, and sea salt. Add in the cold butter. Using your finger tips or a pastry cutter, quickly cut and rub the butter into the flour mixture until the mixture resembles pea-size pieces (or oats); it’s okay if the pieces do not all look alike.

Pour in the buttermilk. Using a fork, mix everything until it just comes together, but keep in mind, it will look messy. Lightly dust a work surface with cake flour or White Lily flour. Turn the dough out, lightly dust the top with flour, and gently knead the mass until it comes together.

Using a rolling pin or your hands, quickly flatten the dough out into a rectangle. Fold the short ends over the middle (like a letter) to make three layers. This is the first turn. Give the dough a quarter turn and flatten into a rectangle once again repeating the folding process. Repeat the flattening and folding once more.

Shape into a rectangle ½-inch thick. Cut out the biscuits using a 2 to 2 ½-inch biscuit cutter (being careful not to twist the cutter as you are cutting the biscuits) or using a sharp knife, cut the biscuits into squares.

Gently move each biscuit to a parchment (or silicone mat)-lined baking sheet and place about 1-inch apart for biscuits with a crust or place the biscuits close to one another about ½-inch apart. Lightly brush the tops of each biscuit with some milk or buttermilk.

Bake for 10-15 minutes until they are tall, puffed and are blushing with a lightly golden brown color around the edges. If you intend on making smaller biscuits, check on them around 9 minutes of baking.

Serve immediately.

BREAKFAST CLUB: gwenyth paltrow's buttermilk pancakes

Here is what I love about pantry staple recipes- you can literally roll out of bed and make them. There's nothing that a little butter, sugar and flour can't solve. Hunger being one of them. Sure, I sometimes find myself craving the fancier things in life. Fresh out of the oven cinnamon rolls slathered in cream cheese icing, some chocolate and blueberry rugelach with a cold glass of milk, or even delicately baked breakfast breads if I'm feeling ambitious. But who the heck has time to wrap dough for an overnight sleepover when hunger pains are roaring their ugly head? Not me. So this morning, I wanted breakfast, and I wanted it fast. I had no more fresh fruit (so long classic blueberry) and no fancy dressings, but I did have buttermilk hot off the farmer's market. I am yet to find the epitome of buttermilk perfection when it comes to pancakes, and I don't know why. And with all the food blog chatter about Gwenyth Paltrow and her newfound culinary "expertise" I was keen to try a recipe from her recent cookbook. The recipes are about her father, and slap me if I'm lying, but I hardly believe Mrs. Paltrow wakes up at the crack of dawn to prepare hearty meals for her family. But you can't blame a gal for trying to exploit her popularity, right? Right.

As for the pancakes? Well, they are okay. Nothing to write home about. Lady G asks that you let the batter sit overnight. Ha! Who has the time. Certainly not I Gwenyth. I whipped these bad boys up, and saved half my batter in the fridge to see if it will make any difference in the outcome by tomorrow. I also changed around a few things. For me, homemade pancakes are incomplete without vanilla. Am I wrong? And also, I added a little flax seed meal for a nutrition kick. You don't even notice its there! So if you are on a new health regime like me, or want to trick the kids into eating it, batter is the best disguise. Until next time...

Buttermilk Pancakes
Adapted from My Father's Daughter, by Gwyneth Paltrow

INGREDIENTS:

1 1/2 cup all purpose flour
3 tablespoons granulated sugar
1 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
3 eggs, lightly beaten
3 tablespoon unsalted butter
1 1/2 cup buttermilk
3 tablespoons flax seed meal (optional)
1 heaping tablespoon vanilla extract (optional)
milk or water for thinning batter
organic maple syrup

In a medium pan or cast iron skillet, melt the butter over medium heat. Pour the melted butter into a small bowl, and return the pan to the stove. Once the butter has cooled slightly, whisk in the buttermilk and the eggs. In a separate bowl, whisk the flour, sugar, baking powder and salt. Add the wet ingredients to the dry ingredients, and whisk until just combined (better to have small lumps than to over mix your batter). Ladle batter into the greased pan or skillet. When the top of the pancakes are covered with bubbles (after about 2-3 minutes), flip and cook for another 2-3 minutes or so, until pancakes are cooked through and golden. Transfer to a plate and keep warm until it's time to serve.

gift of pretty...

Jul 21, 2011


Doesn't this just make you want to gather up some hungry, lonely, sugar-addicted girlfriends and celebrate the fact that it's...hmm..Friday?

REVIEW: lulu cake boutique new york

Jul 20, 2011




Above = where I went today. Review to come soon. I am still in a sugar coma. You have noooo idea. When I say this place is good....I mean GOOD. Can anyone say red velvet cupcakes with the smoothest cream cheese frosting, red velvet Twinkies with stuffed with buttercream, peanut butter "protein bars" with sandwiched with buttery caramel, chocolate berry rugelach? Until tomorrow!

southern chocolate chess pie

Jul 18, 2011

You ever go over someone's house for the holiday weekend, doesn't matter the holiday, whether its Memorial or President's Day people will put on a party with the goal of eating regardless, and find yourself enamored with the array of recipes you never noticed are right at your fingertips? Well, such was the case this past 4th of July. The city of Danbury, Connecticut was ripe for the picking, and when we heard BBQ party, we were over there like mice on cheese. There was burgers, jello molds, succulent corn on the cob, saffron rice, slow roasted pulled pork, smoked ribs, eggs benedict, crepe pancakes, the works. I will stop as to save your keyboard from involuntary salivation. And while I don't care too much for mass market meat products anymore, there was this one dish on the buffet that had me at hello. It was a southern beauty, simple in its elegance, humble in its taste, yet perfect with a glass of cold milk. Her name was Chess, and she was not playing any games with me. One bite into her delicate crust and the chewy chocolaty center was an instantaneous bliss. I'll tell you, this is not a pie to win competitions by any means, but it hits the spot. And when you only have an hour to do just that, remember Chess, and she will take good care of you.

Southern Chocolate Chess Pie

Pie Crust:
1 1/4 cups finely ground graham cracker crumbs
1/4 cup sugar
1/2 cup finely ground oreo crumbs (I removed the creme)
6 Tbsp butter, melted

Pie Filling:
4 Tbsp butter
1 1/2 cup sugar (I used organic cane)
3 Tbsp cocoa powder
2 whole eggs
1 tsp vanilla
1 small container evaporated milk (5 oz)


Method:
Mix graham cracker crumbs, coconut, sugar, and melted butter until well blended. Press mixture into an 8" or 9" pie plate.
Bake at 375 degrees for 8 minutes. Cool. (Since the original recipe called for an unbaked pie shell, I chilled for about 1 hour prior to adding pie filling)

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Melt butter. Blend butter, sugar and cocoa in a large mixing bowl. Add eggs and vanilla. Mix and then add milk gradually. Blend. Pour into pie shell* and bake for 45 minutes.
*I suggest using a pie shield or aluminum foil around your crust to make sure it doesn't get too dark.

WHAT I LEARNED: The pie crust definitely does not need sugar, unless anyone feels differently (comment if you do!) I will be extracting that from the recipe next time. The oreos are already perfectly sweet, and the butter is present enough, I say who needs an extra cavity right? Right. Speaking of sugar, I used Organic Cane Sugar, you know the kind,  nice and cheap at Whole Foods. Well, it really gave it an altogether different texture than that of the one in Danbury, so I called up the chef, and he used granulated white. Shucks! Also, I used a glass baking dish the first go round and the crust sticks allot! Use aluminium people, it will save your life. Not really, maybe flotation devices would do that, but it will save you a headache at the least. Lastly, this pie is better served the next day. If you can't wait that long because you have dessert craving issues like me, then head to my handy dandy ice cream recipe that will knock your socks off in 4 hours flat. 

a tasty treat...

Jul 13, 2011

I am stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey and its only July! Just got back from dinner. Forgive me, it was fast food sit-down dining (Outback Steakhouse, yuck, not my decision) but I managed to find a delightful orange glaze chicken entree with baby bok choy, toasted almonds, dried noodles, and spinach. Then we had sliders. Don't ask why. And of course a fresh-from-the-oven chocolate chip cookie a la mode. To be honest, I should have just had carbs on a stick as my entree. It sure is hard to dine these days. Choices are endless, gluttony takes over, and temptation is a bitch. If I lived closer to all my favorite bakeries, I'd be the size of Oprah by now. And I much more prefer the size of her wallet.

So here's to living the good life with a hearty sampling of treats whenever we like...and going easy when it comes to everything else. Plus, absence makes the heart grow fonder right?

xoxo

i'm baaaaack, and eating with jamie...

Hi dolls! Did you miss me? Well I missed you. Really, I did. And I am back. For good. With tons of goodies. But first things first, what have I missed!? What have you been eating and with whom? I'm nosy yes, but at least I know a good mango tart when I see one. Can anyone say refreshing summer dessert!

Photograph by Con Poulos for Jamie Magazine